Before I remind you of something you definitely haven't forgotten about, let me remind you about something you probably have forgotten...Britney spears used to be hot!
Moving on...
Did you know today is the Super Bowl? [ESPN]
Anyway, I'm pretty torn myself as to who to root for. I'm a Jet fan so by my very nature I'm a miserable/ with a chip on my shoulder/ misery loves company, type. So of course the last thing I want to see are the fans of my two most hated teams, being happy.
On one hand, I'm used to the Pats winning at this point, and the gloating really has to level off, even for a perfect season.
Giants fans on the other hand, are the most generic type of sports fan that exists, nothing is more boring than a Giants fan, and nothing will be more annoying than hearing them praise Eli, lucky bastards don't know what they've had.
Of course the new spygate news coming out of Washington might just be all the Dark Lord Bellicheck needs to give his troops that extra bit of "fuck you" that they need to steamroll old blue and white.
Either way, I will be rooting for the commercials and hopefully posting the best of the best tomorrow, stay tuned.
My TOP 5 SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS:
Presented by Michael Strahan's ex-wife.
5. I will eat over 12 chicken wings - this one is a lock, bet the barn.
4. Putting the +/- for hearing about spygate at 2.5 times during actual gameplay, I'm taking the over.
3. Joe Buck will say something annoying and irrelevant at least once every 4 minutes of gameplay.
2. Tiki Barber will cry - I hope.
1. The winner of the game will be - no one, two of the douchiest fans alive...prepare for misery for the next couple days if you know fans of either winning team.
Until next time...drink a lot.
1 comment:
I have just about had it with you Jets fans. "Giants fans on the other hand, are the most generic type of sports fan that exists, nothing is more boring than a Giants fan" I've had enough of these statements of haterism from jealous ass Jets fans. Let me put a few things in perspective for Jgrills and the rest of you fucktards in Gang Green.
1.)The Giants are a home team. Whether or not your a giants fan, a New York team should always be cheered for, especially when they are about to play a team from New England. And in case you forgot, they are called the "New England" Patriots so the rest of the who gives fuck states North of New York have someone to cheer for to try to distract them that their area sucks. It's just a bigger code word for "Boston." If you are from New Jersey or New York, your natural hatred for Bean town should supercede your divisional jealousy for one game. Boston is our mortal enemy, act accordingly.
2.) Do you really want to see Tom Brady and the douchebags that play with him win another superbowl? Would you rather see Eli, a guy who has started to come into his own despite media scrutiny, prima donna team teammates, and an asshole former star rb sayin him trying to lead was comical, win his first Superbowl or would you like to see pieces of nut infested laxative induced shit like Randy Moss and Rodney Harrison hoist the Lombardi Trophy? We already had to sit back, grin, and deal with another Red Sox World Championship. And with the Celtics already on the road to a championship of their own, we're going to be looking at a Boston Sweep of the major prime time sports. If the Bruins some how managed to win the Stanley Cup, duck and cover because the four horsmen of the apocolypse have assembled and the end of the world is on it's way. Think of how much more satisfying it would be to see Brady on the sidelines with his head down, knowing all his accomplishments for this year we're for shit as he watched his perfect season go right down the drain at the hands of another Manning and the big blue wrecking crew.
3.) I hate to be the one to break this to Gang Green, BUT YOU TEAM IS FUCKIN BORING!!!!! No giants fan will ever be as boring as a Jets game. The jets are without a doubt, one of the most boring teams to watch in the NFL. They play without excitement, without heart, and most without any remote form of balls every Sunday. Any given Giants game is like bungie jumping compared to the Valium feel I get while watching the Jets. I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more entertaining. And the only thing worse than watching them is is listening to the bitter, miserable, assnut fucks who support, and i'm using the word "support" very loosely here, them give their "I just watched my team embarass themselves again so I'll just hate on your team so my life has some meaning again" views on the Giants or any other team in league for that matter. Your never happy and you assholes always find something to complain about. You get pissed at Edwards for leaving when most of you did nothing but bitch about him while he was there, even though he actually got the team to play like they had a pair during his time. You're all over Mangenious's dick when he takes a team that should have been no better than .500 to the play-offs, and turn on him like bickering high school chick best friends because the team couldn't handle playing a simple defensive set. And if I ever saw Jets fan get behind a Quaterback and stay loyal I might die of shock. You prayed for injury for Testeverde so you could get your precious saviour, Chad Pennington in. You totally turned your back on him and even callously cheered as he hobbled off the feild so the Jets wouldn't have to burn a time-out, and Clemens took the field. And You have the nerve to bitch that he didn't instantly turn the team and the pussified way they played the game around. He's a fuckin rookie people. It doesn't always happen overnight. Show some loyalty and devotion instead of demanding your qb be crucified for once. And perhaps the most annoying thing about you as of late is your total willingness to cheer on your New England based, media dick-rided,18-0 AFC East Rival to make history, simply because your jealous the "other" New York team made it. That is the biggest differnce between the fans. Your average Giants fan will cheer for the Jets when they are in the playoffs, especially against New England. But a Jets fan would rather live in his own misery then see the Giants prosper over adveristy to pull off what could be one of the biggest upsets in Super Bowl History. Your worse than the front running Pats and Cowboys fans living in New Jersey combined.
So call me generic. My generic ass is gonna watch my Giants attempt to bring some Championship hardware and some respect back to our area again. So grow the fuck up Jets fans and jump on the band wagon, if only for a day. Go out and buy a Giants NFC EAST Champion shirt, call Tiki Barber a Douchebag, and get behind Big Blue.
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