Moss, Johan, And the Worst Week of the Sporting Year...

Oh, Randy!

Who's the fastest receiver on the Patriots?
That'd be Randy Moss

Who is the best receiver on the Patriots?
That'd be Randy Moss

Who cry babied his way out of Minnesota and Oakland by a myriad of childish antics, including admitting to only playing hard when he wants to?
That'd be Randy Moss

So what gives with Moss suddenly getting so much respect from the collective sports media??? ...(ESPN)

Either way, he's been shut down the entire playoffs and hopefully will display some sort of crybaby actions during the big game when Wes Welker has 12 catches by half time.



We traded Johan for who???

The collective response from all seven Twins fans out there in Minnesota. Really this trade was absurd, clearly Minnesota was out of options. Not surprising that Omar Minaya picked up another Hispanic player though, there is a bit of a trend there.

In my opinion the Mets are still just odds on favorites to win the NL, but I don't see them matching up with Boston, NY Yankees, or Detroit...or even Anaheim, in the series. Johan had an off year last year but will surely start out big in the NL. Look for a 10-11 win first half and then watch it level out after the break.

The problem with the disparity in payroll in the MLB is two-fold. Sure it sucks for the small market teams that the Yankees and Boston and the Mets spend all the money in the world, and they have none. But it's equally unfair for said teams to have to bid on every big name out there just to keep him away from the other two.

God forbid a free-agent actually had a chance of going to ANY team.




Either way I'll leave you with this picture of perennial hottie Heidi Montag...God Bless America!

Monday's Hair of the Dog

Good morning all...

The first non-football, non-baseball weekend has came and went and it seems we have survived. Tiger Woods is bucknasty, and Jim Brown is diminishing his legacy as the 14th best actor in the movie Mars Attacks. This Monday marks the first day of the longest, most arduous week in sports - Super Bowl week. Here to save you from Peter King's afro and Chris Berman's jabber jaw, is a photo of the lovely Marissa Miller:

So today's TOP 5.....

Top 5 Super Bowl week Buzz Words:

5. Dynasty - yea, we get it, the Patriots are a dynasty there's not much to debate there.

4. Spygate - anyone remember the little run in with Roger "Johnny Law" Goodell, and the whole cheating thing? That was this year for the record. I'd throw an asterik in here, but thats been done. Right NY Post???

3. Boot - apparently Tom Brady was wearing some sort of a boot this week? Don't worry though the Pats injury report comes out this Wednesday, so that will clear things right up.... DAS BOOT!!!

2. Motor - a motor that doesn't stop...that's how sportscasters describe a white player that tries really hard, see Wes Welker, Mike Vrabel and Tedy Bruschi.

1. Fuck! - surely to be the most spoken word during the most watched and more importantly, most betted on event of the entire year. So don't forget, while putting Juniors college fund on the line - tails never fails.

Well happy trails campers...until next time.

A little blurb about YOUR BOY

What up world,

Figured I'd tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a big time sports fan, and a bigtime pop culture fan. I'm a child of the 90's and act as such. I'm born and raised in Jersey and again act as such.

My teams:
Jets
Yankees
Devils
Duke

I read blogs way too often, and not just sports, i have a bit of a pension for seeing whether or not britney spears is wearing a bra or what kinda antics that crazy lindsay lohan is up to.

So for now, enjoy, comment, agree, more likely disagree, but welcome to my mind.

Welcome

Happy Saturday fuckers! Hope everyone had a kickin Friday and I hope you are all still hung over.

I'm gonna start off this blog with the two biggest blog attractions, lists and hot chicks. - here's a hot chick



That's Ana Ivanovic, the little biscuit that just lost to one Maria Sharipova in last night's Aussie Open final.

So now to the list. Today i'll start with a simple top 5.

TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE TOM BRADY:

5. His chin shares a similar cleft to his ass, which explains his constant shit eating grins.

4. He sullied the good vagina of one Miss Bridget Moynahan with an unholy spawn of a child.

3. Has he ever been sacked? Ever?

2. The oh so gay kerchief that adorns his ever-queer post game suit. Come on, you are not Al Capone, and we all know you wipe your nose with 100 dollar bills and Jets season tickets.

1. He tucks. And the tuck is soooo Buffalo Bill.

Well, for now, goodbye horses. Until next time!