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Happy Saturday fuckers! Hope everyone had a kickin Friday and I hope you are all still hung over.

I'm gonna start off this blog with the two biggest blog attractions, lists and hot chicks. - here's a hot chick



That's Ana Ivanovic, the little biscuit that just lost to one Maria Sharipova in last night's Aussie Open final.

So now to the list. Today i'll start with a simple top 5.

TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE TOM BRADY:

5. His chin shares a similar cleft to his ass, which explains his constant shit eating grins.

4. He sullied the good vagina of one Miss Bridget Moynahan with an unholy spawn of a child.

3. Has he ever been sacked? Ever?

2. The oh so gay kerchief that adorns his ever-queer post game suit. Come on, you are not Al Capone, and we all know you wipe your nose with 100 dollar bills and Jets season tickets.

1. He tucks. And the tuck is soooo Buffalo Bill.

Well, for now, goodbye horses. Until next time!