Thursday, April 3, 2008

We're talkin baseball!!!


Ok so my fantasy team sucks the big fat one and didn't take long to drop to last place, stupid rotisserie.

I am excited about a big season coming up from the Yankees. I wont get into the team or on field stuff right now, lets let the season develop a bit, but I will get into the controversial new Stadium.

Basically a lot of Yankee fans are pretty pissed about a new stadium being built, "the house that Ruth built!!" they cry, but I say to them - shut up. There isn't a major sports team in the world that wouldn't KILL for a new stadium that'll be half as badass as the new Yankee Stadium.

The current stadium is a far cry from the house that Ruth built anyway, they remodeled the whole thing in the 70's and in fact, the new stadium will be modeled after the old one from an architectural standpoint. The current stadium is small and out of date and ill suited to serve the capacity it receives nightly.

Two things to be glad about the new stadium,

1. It isn't selling it's name as so many new stadiums do, it will still be called good old Yankee Stadium.
2. It is in the same spot! There were rumors of moving the stadium to a slew of new locations all over the tri-state area, we will still be the bronx bombers.

I for one am excited for the new stadium, the only question that remains is will it be known as the house that Jeter built, or the house that A-Rod built, only time will tell.

In entertainment news

The early to mid part of 2008 looks promising as far as movies go, here are 4 must sees in my expert opinion...watch movies now because come September the results of the writers strike will rear its ugly head in the movie industry.

First off, a movie thats already out in limited release, it's called In Bruges and stars Colin Farell and Ralph Fiennes and is hillarious. Basically two hitmen are hiding out in Bruges, Belgium, one is hired to kill the other, there are midgets and drugs and guns and hookers and hillarity ensues. Collin Farell is surprisingly good and Ralph Fiennes is not surprisingly good.




The next movie comes from the creator of Superbad and Knocked Up, Judd Apatow. It stars Jason Segel from How I Met Your Mother, possibly the funniest straight man around, as well as a cast of characters from other Apatow flicks, and new addition, and a favorite of internet nerds, Kristen Bell. It's Called Forgetting Sarah Marshall, enjoy!



The next movie comes from the same group, Apatow Productions, and looks like it could be the next Dumb and Dumber, an immature buddy movie that looks hill-arious. It stars Will Ferrel and John C. Rielly and is called Step Brothers, enjoy.



And finally, what may be the most anticipated movie of the year, Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins, will hit theaters this summer. There's nothing to say about this movie that hasn't been said because it just looks awesome, everything a blockbuster movie should be. Shame about Heath Ledger, but he's definitely going to own this role. Plus Christian Bale may be the best leading man in Hollywood right now. My only complaint is replacing one annoying droopy faced bitch, Katie Holmes, with another, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Enjoy.

Duke loses, America rejoices, blogger = sad

Ok, ok, let's hear it...all the Duke haters rejoice I know everyone's thrilled about their early departure in March Madness.

Speaking of March Madness, how about all four 1 seeds being in the final four? How network tv is that, BORING. Worst of all is that secretary in your office who just picked the higher seeds to win all the games and is now in first place in the pool.

I blog about hot chicks and sports

Hello there faithful readers....as a penance for my extended absence, here are some hot chicks!!!

For starters, Keeley Hazell, Professional British piece of ass.
























Next up, representing America, Janice Dickinson!!! Just kidding, thats gross. How about the Hills' Lauren Conrad.






























And lastly, rounding out the top 3 international babes of a Thursday morning before noon, Brazilian tasty treat Adrianna Lima. YOWZA!