The first non-football, non-baseball weekend has came and went and it seems we have survived. Tiger Woods is bucknasty, and Jim Brown is diminishing his legacy as the 14th best actor in the movie Mars Attacks. This Monday marks the first day of the longest, most arduous week in sports - Super Bowl week. Here to save you from Peter King's afro and Chris Berman's jabber jaw, is a photo of the lovely Marissa Miller:
So today's TOP 5.....
Top 5 Super Bowl week Buzz Words:
5. Dynasty - yea, we get it, the Patriots are a dynasty there's not much to debate there.
4. Spygate - anyone remember the little run in with Roger "Johnny Law" Goodell, and the whole cheating thing? That was this year for the record. I'd throw an asterik in here, but thats been done. Right NY Post???
3. Boot - apparently Tom Brady was wearing some sort of a boot this week? Don't worry though the Pats injury report comes out this Wednesday, so that will clear things right up.... DAS BOOT!!!
2. Motor - a motor that doesn't stop...that's how sportscasters describe a white player that tries really hard, see Wes Welker, Mike Vrabel and Tedy Bruschi.
1. Fuck! - surely to be the most spoken word during the most watched and more importantly, most betted on event of the entire year. So don't forget, while putting Juniors college fund on the line - tails never fails.
Well happy trails campers...until next time.
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