So hockey is on the up and up in America, ok not really but it should be. The league is finally starting to recover from the strike and recession in talent with some legitimate young stars emerging. Guys like Alexander Ovechkin, Evengi Malkin, and of course Sid the Kid Crosby, are bringing a new athleticism and skill set to the league. Time to get excited.
The two best teams by the looks of it right now have go to the be Red Wings and the Devils. Look for them to meet up in the Finals for a rematch of the exciting 1995 upset cup victory for the Devs. The new Prudential center is starting to fill up nicely too.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Roger Clemens Eats Pieces of shit like you for Breakfast
Roger Clemens (left)
So for the time being it seems like we can be through with hearing about Dodgey Rodgey (shut up, its funny) and the HGH/steroid/MacNamee bullshit scandal.
This charade has made pretty much everyone involved, including the United States Congressional Hearing Committee, look like total fuckwads.
The big winner in this is Andy Pettite who has officially been granted a second life. Here's a guarantee for you, in Dandy Andy's (shut up thats funny too) first start at Yankee Stadium, he will get a standing ovation. New Yorkers are very forgiving (see, Kevin Brown, Carl Pavano, Randy Johnson, Hideki Irabu, Kyle Farnsworth, Etc.)
Good morning world, it's been a while - here are some hot chicks
Welcome back faithful blog-hogs, thanks for being patient.
As a reward here are several hot pictures, of hot chicks.
We'll start with British babe Gemma Atkinson, I can only think of two reasons why she matters...
Next up, continuing our salute to Great Britain, Keeley Hazell...I think these chicks fuck soccer players or something....
Finally I'll bring it back to the good old US of A and have a look at all American hottie Rachel Bilson, and star of the critically acclaimed movie Jumper, out now!!!
As a reward here are several hot pictures, of hot chicks.
We'll start with British babe Gemma Atkinson, I can only think of two reasons why she matters...
Next up, continuing our salute to Great Britain, Keeley Hazell...I think these chicks fuck soccer players or something....
Finally I'll bring it back to the good old US of A and have a look at all American hottie Rachel Bilson, and star of the critically acclaimed movie Jumper, out now!!!
Thursday, February 7, 2008
McNamee lays down the mushroom stampage
Apparently this Roger Clemens thing will not go away. Rumor has it that Brian McNamee saved physical evidence with Clemens' DNA on it (syringes, gauze, etc.). This would be a big step in making Clemens shit his pants and start back tracking on some of that denying.
"Did I say I didn't do HGH? I meant that I did do HGH, although I never knowingly denied it."
More or less, look for this to drag out until March Madness or Spygate takes center stage, also look for no one to care, and way to many Roger Cossack appearances on the WWL.
Also, is it just me or doesn't the government and congress and senators have better things to do than worry about baseball and football? Like isn't there a war, a recession and an election going on this year? Thats a triple whammie.
I think steroids and spygate ought to take a backseat, its a waste of fucking tax dollars and resources. If these people have so much free time to take on something like this, then why do we need them? Just something to think about.
DUKKEEE!!! 89-78
That's right baby blue, the Dukies came into Chapel Hill and stomped your shit. Even the ghost of Dickie V can't root hard enough for you fucks...HA! Don't give me any of that Ty Lawson crap, if Len Pasquerelli can vote and write with 5 blocked arteries [MMQB] there's no way you shouldn't play with a sprained ankle.
The game itself wasn't that excited, UNC couldn't shoot for shit from 3-pt. land and pretty much lacked any chance in this one. Duke played a pretty good all around game, Greg Paulus is turning into quite the little floor QB. Gotta root for Coach K though, classic stuff. All in all it means nothing for Duke other than securing the #2 overall ranking for a little longer, since Memphis just isn't gonna lose, fucking John Callipari....
Either way, this is the last relevant college basketball game for a while, so look forward to pitchers and catchers reporting soon.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Welcome to the Suck
So pretty much from now until March madness is the equivalent to sporting purgatory, nay sporting Hell. Prepare your sensors for pages and pages of garbage about basketball and pretty much nothing about good sports like hockey. There will be an occasional golf event but let me fill you in on the next 6-7 weeks worth of news.
TOP 5 NEWS ITEMS OF THE NEXT FEW WEEKS:
1. Spygate
2. Steroidgate
3. Tiger Woods
4. 10 minutes worth of ESPN bottom line devoted to every NCAA game in America
5. Lebron James
Look foward to a pop culture onslaught on this site in the near future. As soon as I see a movie, I'll review it. Until then, check out this trailer for the Judd Apatow production starring the funniest one of them all, Jason Segel, it's called Forgetting Sarah Marshall
TOP 5 NEWS ITEMS OF THE NEXT FEW WEEKS:
1. Spygate
2. Steroidgate
3. Tiger Woods
4. 10 minutes worth of ESPN bottom line devoted to every NCAA game in America
5. Lebron James
Look foward to a pop culture onslaught on this site in the near future. As soon as I see a movie, I'll review it. Until then, check out this trailer for the Judd Apatow production starring the funniest one of them all, Jason Segel, it's called Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Happy Wednesday, Linksauce
Good afternoon all, sorry it's been a while but I've been sick, so fuck off, just kidding...you're great I mean it. Here's a picture of a classic beauty who has seemingly been forgotten amongst the Bradgelina hooplah, Jennifer Aniston.
So the Giants victory parade went by yesterday without event...(NYUNews)
Terelle Pryor is committed to committing...(ESPN)
The Don Imus 5 show some spark in upsetting UConn...(SI)
Christina Aguilera has huge new mom boobs, don't judge me...(IDLYITW)
Kevin Connolly gets NO love from the D list reality stars....(The Superficial)
Eva Longoria, still hot, even in neo-futuristic ridiculous spandex 80's ish Bebe ads....(Hollywoodtuna)
McCain - Huckabee '08?? Sounds like quite a ticket, also Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama did something....(foxnews)
What to call HeadCatchTyreeGate....(KSK)
Monday, February 4, 2008
Super Bowl By the Numbers
Ok so here's a little bit of Super Bowl musings by the Numbers.
17-14 - The Giants were a -12 underdog at kickoff, and I'd be surprised if there weren't more bets made for the Pats to cover than the other way around. Finally it pays off to be a NY fan without remorse $$$$.
18-1 - Total garbage, Don Shula and the Miami Fruitcakes of '72 are surely sharing a Shirley Temple or Appletini or two today. The perfect season now means nothing, there's one word to describe it....Imperfect.
5,2,1 - Tack,Sack,FF by Justin Tuck, who was simply a MONSTER on that defensive line. He is sure to haunt Brady's dream's for a few weeks.
:01 - The amount of time left on the clock when Bill "Bitch Tits" Bellicheck decided to storm the field for a forceful handshake and then abandon his team by cowering away into the locker room while his defense assembled for the final kneel down. This was one of the most disgraceful disregards for sportsman ship i have ever seen. It was an embarrassment and he should be fined or chastised in some way, that is a crime.
2/5 - Giants red zone scores out of red zone trips. Amazing that they would win with such low productivity in the red zone, the Pats on the other hand were 2/2.
So for what it's worth, there you go...the numbers don't lie.
17-14 - The Giants were a -12 underdog at kickoff, and I'd be surprised if there weren't more bets made for the Pats to cover than the other way around. Finally it pays off to be a NY fan without remorse $$$$.
18-1 - Total garbage, Don Shula and the Miami Fruitcakes of '72 are surely sharing a Shirley Temple or Appletini or two today. The perfect season now means nothing, there's one word to describe it....Imperfect.
5,2,1 - Tack,Sack,FF by Justin Tuck, who was simply a MONSTER on that defensive line. He is sure to haunt Brady's dream's for a few weeks.
:01 - The amount of time left on the clock when Bill "Bitch Tits" Bellicheck decided to storm the field for a forceful handshake and then abandon his team by cowering away into the locker room while his defense assembled for the final kneel down. This was one of the most disgraceful disregards for sportsman ship i have ever seen. It was an embarrassment and he should be fined or chastised in some way, that is a crime.
2/5 - Giants red zone scores out of red zone trips. Amazing that they would win with such low productivity in the red zone, the Pats on the other hand were 2/2.
So for what it's worth, there you go...the numbers don't lie.
Upsetting Upset.
Ok ok so the Giants won. Not to sound like a douche, but I definitely started rooting for them in the second half when I really saw Brady-Bellicheck squirming and realized how absolutely fulfilling it would be to see them lose. Not to take anything away from the G-Men but the Pats really shit the bed (KSK). The Giants D really showed up and had one hell of a pass rush tormenting Teflon Tom like Lionel Richie, all night long. So 17-14, the Giants manned up and showed some testicular fortitude and smacked the beast in the mouth.
Tom Coughlin is one tough old school son of a bitch, but I guess all they needed was one less Barber around. Also tons of credit should go to Steve Spagnulo for calling a flawless defensive game plan. The hero of the day though was no question Eli Manning. He showed that although he is a little childish prick (see draft day '04), he still has a steel set of balls and had the coolest play I've seen in a long time, shaking off an entire defensive line and completing a nutso pass to David Tyree. Either way, the Giants are now world champs.
Giants win...whoopty doo
Yea yea....The Giants won, I'll post about this and the commercials later, but to hold you over here is the face you're gonna see more than you're ready for over the next season.
How gay is that?......
How gay is that?......
Sunday, February 3, 2008
GUEST POST FROM A GIANTS FAN
M - Ruse lays out an effective mushroom stamp...
I have just about had it with you Jets fans. "Giants fans on the other hand, are the most generic type of sports fan that exists, nothing is more boring than a Giants fan" I've had enough of these statements of haterism from jealous ass Jets fans. Let me put a few things in perspective for Jgrills and the rest of you fucktards in Gang Green.
1.)The Giants are a home team. Whether or not your a giants fan, a New York team should always be cheered for, especially when they are about to play a team from New England. And in case you forgot, they are called the "New England" Patriots so the rest of the who gives fuck states North of New York have someone to cheer for to try to distract them that their area sucks. It's just a bigger code word for "Boston." If you are from New Jersey or New York, your natural hatred for Bean town should supercede your divisional jealousy for one game. Boston is our mortal enemy, act accordingly.
2.) Do you really want to see Tom Brady and the douchebags that play with him win another superbowl? Would you rather see Eli, a guy who has started to come into his own despite media scrutiny, prima donna team teammates, and an asshole former star rb sayin him trying to lead was comical, win his first Superbowl or would you like to see pieces of nut infested laxative induced shit like Randy Moss and Rodney Harrison hoist the Lombardi Trophy? We already had to sit back, grin, and deal with another Red Sox World Championship. And with the Celtics already on the road to a championship of their own, we're going to be looking at a Boston Sweep of the major prime time sports. If the Bruins some how managed to win the Stanley Cup, duck and cover because the four horsmen of the apocolypse have assembled and the end of the world is on it's way. Think of how much more satisfying it would be to see Brady on the sidelines with his head down, knowing all his accomplishments for this year we're for shit as he watched his perfect season go right down the drain at the hands of another Manning and the big blue wrecking crew.
3.) I hate to be the one to break this to Gang Green, BUT YOU TEAM IS FUCKIN BORING!!!!! No giants fan will ever be as boring as a Jets game. The jets are without a doubt, one of the most boring teams to watch in the NFL. They play without excitement, without heart, and most without any remote form of balls every Sunday. Any given Giants game is like bungie jumping compared to the Valium feel I get while watching the Jets. I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more entertaining. And the only thing worse than watching them is is listening to the bitter, miserable, assnut fucks who support, and i'm using the word "support" very loosely here, them give their "I just watched my team embarass themselves again so I'll just hate on your team so my life has some meaning again" views on the Giants or any other team in league for that matter. Your never happy and you assholes always find something to complain about. You get pissed at Edwards for leaving when most of you did nothing but bitch about him while he was there, even though he actually got the team to play like they had a pair during his time. You're all over Mangenious's dick when he takes a team that should have been no better than .500 to the play-offs, and turn on him like bickering high school chick best friends because the team couldn't handle playing a simple defensive set. And if I ever saw Jets fan get behind a Quaterback and stay loyal I might die of shock. You prayed for injury for Testeverde so you could get your precious saviour, Chad Pennington in. You totally turned your back on him and even callously cheered as he hobbled off the feild so the Jets wouldn't have to burn a time-out, and Clemens took the field. And You have the nerve to bitch that he didn't instantly turn the team and the pussified way they played the game around. He's a fuckin rookie people. It doesn't always happen overnight. Show some loyalty and devotion instead of demanding your qb be crucified for once. And perhaps the most annoying thing about you as of late is your total willingness to cheer on your New England based, media dick-rided,18-0 AFC East Rival to make history, simply because your jealous the "other" New York team made it. That is the biggest differnce between the fans. Your average Giants fan will cheer for the Jets when they are in the playoffs, especially against New England. But a Jets fan would rather live in his own misery then see the Giants prosper over adveristy to pull off what could be one of the biggest upsets in Super Bowl History. Your worse than the front running Pats and Cowboys fans living in New Jersey combined.
So call me generic. My generic ass is gonna watch my Giants attempt to bring some Championship hardware and some respect back to our area again. So grow the fuck up Jets fans and jump on the band wagon, if only for a day. Go out and buy a Giants NFC EAST Champion shirt, call Tiki Barber a Douchebag, and get behind Big Blue.
I have just about had it with you Jets fans. "Giants fans on the other hand, are the most generic type of sports fan that exists, nothing is more boring than a Giants fan" I've had enough of these statements of haterism from jealous ass Jets fans. Let me put a few things in perspective for Jgrills and the rest of you fucktards in Gang Green.
1.)The Giants are a home team. Whether or not your a giants fan, a New York team should always be cheered for, especially when they are about to play a team from New England. And in case you forgot, they are called the "New England" Patriots so the rest of the who gives fuck states North of New York have someone to cheer for to try to distract them that their area sucks. It's just a bigger code word for "Boston." If you are from New Jersey or New York, your natural hatred for Bean town should supercede your divisional jealousy for one game. Boston is our mortal enemy, act accordingly.
2.) Do you really want to see Tom Brady and the douchebags that play with him win another superbowl? Would you rather see Eli, a guy who has started to come into his own despite media scrutiny, prima donna team teammates, and an asshole former star rb sayin him trying to lead was comical, win his first Superbowl or would you like to see pieces of nut infested laxative induced shit like Randy Moss and Rodney Harrison hoist the Lombardi Trophy? We already had to sit back, grin, and deal with another Red Sox World Championship. And with the Celtics already on the road to a championship of their own, we're going to be looking at a Boston Sweep of the major prime time sports. If the Bruins some how managed to win the Stanley Cup, duck and cover because the four horsmen of the apocolypse have assembled and the end of the world is on it's way. Think of how much more satisfying it would be to see Brady on the sidelines with his head down, knowing all his accomplishments for this year we're for shit as he watched his perfect season go right down the drain at the hands of another Manning and the big blue wrecking crew.
3.) I hate to be the one to break this to Gang Green, BUT YOU TEAM IS FUCKIN BORING!!!!! No giants fan will ever be as boring as a Jets game. The jets are without a doubt, one of the most boring teams to watch in the NFL. They play without excitement, without heart, and most without any remote form of balls every Sunday. Any given Giants game is like bungie jumping compared to the Valium feel I get while watching the Jets. I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more entertaining. And the only thing worse than watching them is is listening to the bitter, miserable, assnut fucks who support, and i'm using the word "support" very loosely here, them give their "I just watched my team embarass themselves again so I'll just hate on your team so my life has some meaning again" views on the Giants or any other team in league for that matter. Your never happy and you assholes always find something to complain about. You get pissed at Edwards for leaving when most of you did nothing but bitch about him while he was there, even though he actually got the team to play like they had a pair during his time. You're all over Mangenious's dick when he takes a team that should have been no better than .500 to the play-offs, and turn on him like bickering high school chick best friends because the team couldn't handle playing a simple defensive set. And if I ever saw Jets fan get behind a Quaterback and stay loyal I might die of shock. You prayed for injury for Testeverde so you could get your precious saviour, Chad Pennington in. You totally turned your back on him and even callously cheered as he hobbled off the feild so the Jets wouldn't have to burn a time-out, and Clemens took the field. And You have the nerve to bitch that he didn't instantly turn the team and the pussified way they played the game around. He's a fuckin rookie people. It doesn't always happen overnight. Show some loyalty and devotion instead of demanding your qb be crucified for once. And perhaps the most annoying thing about you as of late is your total willingness to cheer on your New England based, media dick-rided,18-0 AFC East Rival to make history, simply because your jealous the "other" New York team made it. That is the biggest differnce between the fans. Your average Giants fan will cheer for the Jets when they are in the playoffs, especially against New England. But a Jets fan would rather live in his own misery then see the Giants prosper over adveristy to pull off what could be one of the biggest upsets in Super Bowl History. Your worse than the front running Pats and Cowboys fans living in New Jersey combined.
So call me generic. My generic ass is gonna watch my Giants attempt to bring some Championship hardware and some respect back to our area again. So grow the fuck up Jets fans and jump on the band wagon, if only for a day. Go out and buy a Giants NFC EAST Champion shirt, call Tiki Barber a Douchebag, and get behind Big Blue.
SUPER SUNDAY
Before I remind you of something you definitely haven't forgotten about, let me remind you about something you probably have forgotten...Britney spears used to be hot!
Moving on...
Did you know today is the Super Bowl? [ESPN]
Anyway, I'm pretty torn myself as to who to root for. I'm a Jet fan so by my very nature I'm a miserable/ with a chip on my shoulder/ misery loves company, type. So of course the last thing I want to see are the fans of my two most hated teams, being happy.
On one hand, I'm used to the Pats winning at this point, and the gloating really has to level off, even for a perfect season.
Giants fans on the other hand, are the most generic type of sports fan that exists, nothing is more boring than a Giants fan, and nothing will be more annoying than hearing them praise Eli, lucky bastards don't know what they've had.
Of course the new spygate news coming out of Washington might just be all the Dark Lord Bellicheck needs to give his troops that extra bit of "fuck you" that they need to steamroll old blue and white.
Either way, I will be rooting for the commercials and hopefully posting the best of the best tomorrow, stay tuned.
My TOP 5 SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS:
Presented by Michael Strahan's ex-wife.
5. I will eat over 12 chicken wings - this one is a lock, bet the barn.
4. Putting the +/- for hearing about spygate at 2.5 times during actual gameplay, I'm taking the over.
3. Joe Buck will say something annoying and irrelevant at least once every 4 minutes of gameplay.
2. Tiki Barber will cry - I hope.
1. The winner of the game will be - no one, two of the douchiest fans alive...prepare for misery for the next couple days if you know fans of either winning team.
Until next time...drink a lot.
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