MAXIM Hot 100

Now let's be frank here, the one and only reason publications like Maxim and any other media outlet for that matter does any type of list, it is for the sole reason of sparking debate and in turn creating buzz and attention.  So when you say to your friend/acquaintance/co-worker "hey did you see who those idiots put as number 1 on the maxim hot 100 list?" you are giving free advertisement via word of mouth to Maxim, they don't give a shit if you agree or disagree, in fact the more controversial the better.  So lets delve into the 2009 list of the hottest hotties around.

Right off the bat I gotta say I am really digging the top 5.

1.  Olivia Wilde - (Pictured) I know, its not Megan Fox, BUT hear me out...this chick is hot as hell, plus she gets naked in movies (Alpha Dog...pauses while you google image search - welcome back) so when Foxie drops the top in a flick, she can have the top spot back.  This can be a little motivation for her.

2. Megan Fox - Enough said.

3. Bar Refaeli - This year's Marissa Miller.  She has a body like a godess and dates Leo DiCaprio, he's big time.  Plus, big points for being the cover girl of the SI swimsuit issue.

4. Malin Akerman - I had an eye on her since her role in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle as the farmers wife, she was pretty funny in Heartbreak Kid, and i was really pleasantly surprised by her role in Watchmen, she did a nice job and was not afraid to get naked.  Maybe a little square facey for some, but i'll allow it.

5.  Mila Kunis - Really stole the show in Forgettin Sara Marshall and has broken out from behind her "Meg" character on family guy to be a premier hottie.

Rounding out the top ten we have.

6. Eliza Dushku

7. Adriana Lima

8. Rihanna

9. Jordana Brewster

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

JLH sneaks her way onto the list, i dunno...clearly the theme here is skinny, brunette, straight long hair.  The one standout that is total garbage is Michelle Obama at number 93.  COME ON!!! What's the deal with her fashion/style?  That's just crap.